Since Blair says sometimes he stares at the wall a lot, I decided to write a parody called “Staring All Day at the Wall” to the tune of The Statler Brothers’ “Flowers on the Wall”:
Isn’t it better to be a ham than to just spend your spare time watching porno? That may be debatable, but in any case, I wrote a parody called “Be a Ham” to the tune of The Guess Who’s “Share the Land”: